SUPER MIAMI BRO

Leaving Flanigan’s at 5am

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Friday Happy Hour at Monty’s

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When my friend wants me to share tacos at Wood Tavern

I’m like

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When I’m in the pool after one too many drinks

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When I go to Karaoke at the Shelbourne

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Art Basel

Expectation:

Reality:

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When I’ve spent the last four nights at Barracuda

I’m like

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When I’m drunk at a Dolphins Game

My reaction to a fumble is like

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The night before Labor Day weekend

I’m like

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Getting free drinks from the bartender

Other girls:

Me:

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When my friend says she doesn’t feel like drinking at the beach

I’m just like

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When I realized Blackbird Ordinary was identical to Transit

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Thursday nights in the Grove

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When I tasted Absolut Miami for the first time

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When I pull over so my drunk friend can pee

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